Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Don't text while driving? My ass!

I drove by the first one in my town, and then knew exactly what I had to do :) Yup, you guessed it! I'm driving while texting this mobile blog post! If you can't read it and are too lazy to click the picture and read it, thesign says 'DON'T TEXT WHILE DRIVING JAN 1ST' Yeah...I don't think so =P

Saturday, December 13, 2008

Tis the season of giving

Oh my god. Even prostitution is cheap around Christmas time!!

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Creamer tower!!

I strike again.. This actually all came together on the first try, which was different, but very cool. Yay for building stuff!!

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Is this really how it happens?

I doubt it, but it was fun speculating! BIOLOGY class!!! We're not THAT perverted....maybe

Friday, November 28, 2008

Super Lollipop Adventure!!

Did you know i'm kind of crazy? Song: Symphony X - The Oddysey

Friday, November 21, 2008

'Pho' is actually pronounced 'fuh'

So seeing the name of this restaurant for the first time had me laughing so hard!! I was like... REALLY?! HAHAHAHAHA!! Except more hehe

Tuesday, November 18, 2008

I'm glad I don't live in asslands

I feel bad for any creatures that is destined to live in asslands.. :( And for the Museum of Natural History because someone vandalized the info sign.. I hope it brings a few redeeming laughs to the internet.

Saturday, November 15, 2008

Down to the Devil again

Another Devil's trip, just shorter than the last :) and the total miles is purely coincidental. Hooray for Richard's new car having a diabolical influence!

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Bread for Tobi (from Edguy)

Witness the rise, the rise of the morning glory! I saw this in my local coffee shop, thought of Edguy, and it took effort to not laugh out loud. So I will now.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Friday, October 10, 2008

STD in a can!

So this is what the international section of SV Market has in store..

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Funny coincidence!

First off, my favorite number is 934. Second, this is exactly what I'm in need of..correct size, correct color. It was like destiny! -Insert cheesy love like music here- Thanks, WalMart!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Bad ASS road blockers

In case you can't figure out what side the back of the sign is, its ASS is labeled..

Friday, May 23, 2008

CiCi's Pizza!!!!

FINALLY!! Macaroni and cheese pizza. Everything I've ever dreamed it to be.. Holy wow.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Yee haw! I'm Mr. Dinosaur!

This is probably the best drawing I've ever done... Yay!

Friday, May 16, 2008

What is a flash ball?

I'm not sure I want my flash ball to look like that..

Sunday, May 11, 2008

I made a new friend today

I wanted to take him home with me!

Sunday, April 6, 2008

Emo kid tool kit

16 pieces for only 2 dollars! You don't have to be emo about the price!

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Happy Day cupcakes

Just because. Dylan and Taylor are so cool =D

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Last game in the Bay Bridge series

And I'm THERE! Giants fan for life!!

Friday, March 28, 2008


Ow. That's all i have to say.

Saturday, February 2, 2008

Penis Hill

Coming into Monterey from the north on Hwy 1, there's a sand hill in
which people write love notes and, well, penises. Awesome

Oh wait..FLICKA!!

...Or is it! Borders' labeling strikes again!

Sunday, January 6, 2008