Melissa's Adventures

Parking Meter of the Beast

2009-10-06T20:09:00.000-07:00

Subject thanks to Joe! We found a meter space in SF!! And this was it.
Robert and me rocking out before the show \m/

Zoids Ass

2009-08-29T17:54:00.000-07:00

Another accidentally strategically placed sticker in GameStop!

I have scales!!

2009-08-22T16:21:00.001-07:00

This is what happens when you spend too much time in 99 Ranch Market.
Why scales? Not a clue..

Accident-prone car

2009-07-18T06:43:00.001-07:00

It would have been better to see this car totaled in an automobile
accident, or covered with dents and a fender half falling off or
something.. But alas, it's license plate probably just refers to the
kids it has to deal with from day to day

Schmuck?!

2009-07-18T06:39:00.001-07:00

Ohhh, so -this- is where they come from! Oh, Austria..

Observation skills or basic addition skills?

2009-06-23T16:46:00.000-07:00

I figured, well, at least they can add! Then I ultimately decided that
no, you're dumb anyway. Observation skills conquer this one.

Fremont BART Station

Vampire'd sock?

2009-06-02T14:05:00.000-07:00

Really.. How do you get holes like this in a sock? I've had similar
holes in clothing due to, I think, chemicals from chemistry class, but
never on my sock..WTF.

Fire the cannon!!

2009-05-25T19:50:00.000-07:00

I half expected someone to be sitting on the trailer, prepping the
cannon. Actually, if I knew the guy driving the truck, I'd have
offered to dress up as a pirate and man the artillery over Highway 17.
Regardless, this rocks!

Ass backwards pizza!!

2009-05-15T21:39:00.000-07:00

So not kidding :D Pacific Avenue Pizza, downtown Santa Cruz

This one takes Greg's berfday cake

2009-05-02T20:01:00.000-07:00

Kinda.. It was more of the way I strategically took my bit of cake.
Cake made by Russel, and remarkably dee-lish-uhssss!!

Beware the ducks!

2009-04-25T13:30:00.000-07:00

The army of rubber ducks will vaporize anything in their well-defined
path..Or just get it wet. Awesome, regardless :)

How to overcome the zombie problems

2009-04-14T20:54:00.000-07:00

I'd be happy to give them some love! ..On the condition they aren't trying to tear up, kill, consume, and/or otherwise destroy my loved ones or myself.

Easter War -- Birds vs. Mammals

2009-04-13T14:22:00.000-07:00

After overloading the circuit in our office, and taking the network down with it due to an air conditioner, war broke out in the other office. A chocolate blood war between birds and bunnies. The birds seem to have the edge, but don't forget how fast them rabbits can be....

Texaco is evil!

2009-03-20T01:51:00.000-07:00

No to the lighterness side.. Even when it's just a few notches lighter than 666. Regardless, Texaco says YES to the darkerness!

SJSU gets +333 for donning the triforce!

2009-02-13T15:36:00.001-08:00

This is outside of the library at San Jose State University. Coincidentally, the DS game I've put the most time into while on, and in transit to and from campus is, in fact, Zelda. I need to draw this on my map! I feel inspired to go forth on my academic journey with increased power, wisdom and courage.

Yes, Melissa does indeed rock!

2009-02-06T12:32:00.000-08:00

Scrabble Jr Cheez-Its! These are awesome! You have no idea how hard it was to find a J.

What's Jamba Juice REALLY trying to say?

2009-01-17T14:51:00.000-08:00

Something about booty, nuts and naked? If that's what healthy choices entails, count me in!

Dora the Explorer rocks!!

2009-01-11T13:11:00.000-08:00

I love this job! Yes, that's me in the costume, you can't tell, but Billy Idol's Rebel Yell was playing when I took this..ROCK ON!!

I AM that awesome =D

2009-01-06T13:15:00.000-08:00

My MacWorld badge is the best one in the whole convention =D

Broken windows at MacWorld!

2009-01-05T19:32:00.000-08:00

This is the ad display in the elevator, in the Marriott hotel in downtown San Francisco. You think they'd fix their stuff! The more ironic thing is that we're here for MacWorld...

Don't text while driving? My ass!

2008-12-31T15:23:00.000-08:00

I drove by the first one in my town, and then knew exactly what I had to do :) Yup, you guessed it! I'm driving while texting this mobile blog post! If you can't read it and are too lazy to click the picture and read it, thesign says 'DON'T TEXT WHILE DRIVING JAN 1ST' Yeah...I don't think so =P

Tis the season of giving

2008-12-13T22:13:00.000-08:00

Oh my god. Even prostitution is cheap around Christmas time!!

Creamer tower!!

2008-12-07T03:23:00.000-08:00

I strike again.. This actually all came together on the first try, which was different, but very cool. Yay for building stuff!!

Is this really how it happens?

2008-12-02T11:52:00.000-08:00

I doubt it, but it was fun speculating! BIOLOGY class!!! We're not THAT perverted....maybe

Super Lollipop Adventure!!

2008-11-28T14:08:00.000-08:00

Did you know i'm kind of crazy? Song: Symphony X - The Oddysey

'Pho' is actually pronounced 'fuh'

2008-11-21T16:43:00.000-08:00

So seeing the name of this restaurant for the first time had me laughing so hard!! I was like... REALLY?! HAHAHAHAHA!! Except more hehe

I'm glad I don't live in asslands

2008-11-18T08:31:00.000-08:00

I feel bad for any creatures that is destined to live in asslands.. :( And for the Museum of Natural History because someone vandalized the info sign.. I hope it brings a few redeeming laughs to the internet.

Down to the Devil again

2008-11-15T17:59:00.000-08:00

Another Devil's trip, just shorter than the last :) and the total miles is purely coincidental. Hooray for Richard's new car having a diabolical influence!

Bread for Tobi (from Edguy)

2008-11-12T19:19:00.000-08:00

Witness the rise, the rise of the morning glory! I saw this in my local coffee shop, thought of Edguy, and it took effort to not laugh out loud. So I will now.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

STD in a can!

2008-10-10T18:16:00.000-07:00

So this is what the international section of SV Market has in store..

Funny coincidence!

2008-09-24T17:09:00.000-07:00

First off, my favorite number is 934. Second, this is exactly what I'm in need of..correct size, correct color. It was like destiny! -Insert cheesy love like music here- Thanks, WalMart!

Bad ASS road blockers

2008-07-23T15:30:00.000-07:00

In case you can't figure out what side the back of the sign is, its ASS is labeled..

CiCi's Pizza!!!!

2008-05-23T15:30:00.001-07:00

FINALLY!! Macaroni and cheese pizza. Everything I've ever dreamed it to be.. Holy wow.

Yee haw! I'm Mr. Dinosaur!

2008-05-21T22:50:00.001-07:00

This is probably the best drawing I've ever done... Yay!

What is a flash ball?

2008-05-16T19:58:00.001-07:00

I'm not sure I want my flash ball to look like that..

I made a new friend today

2008-05-11T17:23:00.001-07:00

I wanted to take him home with me!

Emo kid tool kit

2008-04-06T13:25:00.001-07:00

16 pieces for only 2 dollars! You don't have to be emo about the price!

Happy Day cupcakes

2008-04-01T23:11:00.001-07:00

Just because. Dylan and Taylor are so cool =D

Last game in the Bay Bridge series

2008-03-30T12:46:00.001-07:00

And I'm THERE! Giants fan for life!!

Nippy..what?

2008-03-28T15:26:00.001-07:00

Ow. That's all i have to say.

Penis Hill

2008-02-02T17:25:00.000-08:00

Coming into Monterey from the north on Hwy 1, there's a sand hill in
which people write love notes and, well, penises. Awesome

Oh wait..FLICKA!!

2008-02-02T16:59:00.000-08:00

...Or is it! Borders' labeling strikes again!

Homemade Spongebob!

2008-01-06T11:10:00.001-08:00

Spongebob!

Five pounds of Gummi Bears..wow.

2007-12-27T20:31:00.001-08:00

Separated by color. There were three times more red than any other color, in which there was a similar amount of. Yeah, some of us have no life.. But look at the information everyone else gains!

Marchmallows? Maybe it's a pink thing..

2007-12-22T18:22:00.001-08:00

I wonder what these taste like..

And your total for seeing Beowulf is....

2007-12-18T19:37:00.001-08:00

Same movie theater as the ms paint pwnage.. Except i didn't pwn it..

Lubrication! Tasty!

2007-11-25T12:25:00.001-08:00

From now on, people everywhere should refer to beverages as 'lubrications'

Online dating is a myth!

2007-11-17T14:25:00.001-08:00

See for yourself.

What kind of cow does this come from?

2007-10-18T13:39:00.000-07:00

I would like one taco with grounf beef.

Wow! I love surrises!

2007-09-19T10:05:00.001-07:00

don't you!?

Dippin Dots I DIDN'T have to pay for!

2007-09-08T19:45:00.001-07:00

It must be nice to have neighbors who are higher ups at Whiting's!!

I miss iD Tech Stanford dining halls

2007-09-07T20:26:00.001-07:00

Do i get the plays with pudding award again?

Made em when I was mostly naked, too

2007-09-04T23:10:00.001-07:00

Ice cream cone cupcakes! We are so awesome! One has frosting and a chocolate chip. They're tasty!

21st berfday drink

2007-08-20T23:08:00.001-07:00

The orange juice john bought me for my 21st Berfday.. From a bar! In which they DID card me to stay in. Woot!

Gigs of glory

2007-08-18T13:20:00.001-07:00

I want Glorious gigabytes.. 500 would be cool too.

Disney is dumb

2007-08-17T20:43:00.001-07:00

Did they do that on purpose! Cuz that would be dumb.

Chickens!!

2007-08-12T12:40:00.001-07:00

Powder Puff, Henny Penny and Fancy

This only happens every 934 miles

2007-08-12T00:02:00.001-07:00

Yeah, we planned that. =)

The stamina of a USB port

2007-07-31T16:38:00.001-07:00

Isn't it some dream of every woman to have their man say that?

Where'd Pancho go?

2007-07-31T01:01:00.000-07:00

Uhh..James? What'd you do to your bird?

More work drawings

2007-07-28T16:28:00.000-07:00

Fishy picture!! The starfish ones are just as tasty!

Drivin down to the devil

2007-07-24T08:22:00.000-07:00

Heh..Devil's trip. Subject thanks to Edguy

Bumpin'

2007-07-18T17:56:00.000-07:00

"a real life story about child rape" -kevin

Please remove ear

2007-07-17T15:08:00.000-07:00

No, Ryan, you can't go on Invertgo. Your ear is still on

Yosemite Falls

2007-07-14T10:40:00.000-07:00

From the bottom to the top. A long, uphill journey. Special place. (Pictures from bottom only)

Windows in the arcade again!

2007-07-13T23:11:00.000-07:00

Madden running Norton. Stupid Norton.

James? Challenge ME?!

2007-07-12T15:38:00.000-07:00

He got his ass beat. =P

American River

2007-07-10T18:48:00.000-07:00

Ain't it purdy? We rafted that!!

DHL guys are awesome!

2007-07-09T10:23:00.000-07:00

Coolest thing ever. I wanna pretend I'm delivering something to the stadium. I would, too.

World's largest baseball

2007-07-06T21:48:00.000-07:00

I'd like to see someone throw that! And catch it!

Oh..saving LOTS of data

2007-06-24T01:11:00.000-07:00

This is what happens when you play Pokemon too too much before saving

Smile!

2007-06-22T01:04:00.000-07:00

I didn't really mean to get the angry eggies in the background. Happy pickle!

Target Pirate

2007-06-19T21:20:00.000-07:00

Haha tonight!s been fulla fun pictures!

AZN Flying Spaghetti Monster

2007-06-19T20:01:00.000-07:00

Our god is an awesome god! AZN style!!

I wanna see that movie!

2007-06-19T19:20:00.000-07:00

Hahaha broken!

Black Scotts Valley

2007-06-07T00:09:00.000-07:00

Anyone wondering why SV is out of power? Me either but it smelled
funny. And there's two fire trucks and a cop car and the SUV. Fire
hose, smells like burning. It was cool to see all of SV go black!

Mmmm, tasty!

2007-06-05T10:45:00.000-07:00

This is a dead flat rat with its guts coming out!

Menu typo!

2007-05-17T18:06:00.001-07:00

Yes. I like to din like a king.

Do YOU get paid to do this??

2007-05-15T17:42:00.001-07:00

This is a living room full of balloon animals. I only made about half. But we get paid!!

More stuff I get away with doing at work

2007-05-13T16:21:00.001-07:00

Component Switch Man! Made at work. With parts from other work. =D

7.8 hours and 370 miles later..

2007-05-12T04:06:00.001-07:00

That's 500miles exactly on J00sh's brand new car! Talk about a random adventure. Check the time too

Do not cock block near fire exits

2007-05-05T18:09:00.001-07:00

Wow I love people sometimes.

Whatta ho.

2007-05-01T23:07:00.001-07:00

WTF!! Ok I guess my brother is pretty awesome to spell HO on the Rubik's Cube.

Another public misspelling

2007-04-29T12:50:00.001-07:00

The people at the Boardwalk can't spell either. Again.

I'm high.

2007-04-26T18:10:00.000-07:00

Higher than you! Flying omg! Im not PIC obviously but I'm in the sky. <3

Sidewalks amuse me

2007-04-21T23:41:00.001-07:00

Yes. I think I will. Except not.

This is what I do at work

2007-04-15T18:04:00.001-07:00

Draw backgrounds for random objects and take pictures. This is my security camera cover that doubles over as a UFO, with Neptune and a moon and some stars. Nifty huh?

Cabrillo is redundant

2007-04-12T11:04:00.001-07:00

Oh really? I never would have guessed. I'm glad they made that clear.

I'm a nerd with a dirty mind.

2007-04-09T16:34:00.001-07:00

Oh no! The 001152 IC's are at it again!! I swear I just poured the two i needed from the tube and they feel the need to try and mate? Sigh...

John's deer. (Haha!)

2007-03-29T11:54:00.001-07:00

Costco deer made by John with their super cheap magnet things.

Lots of paper!

2007-03-28T15:58:00.001-07:00

I just printed and hole punched about a ream of paper or more. I feel so wasteful..

Windows Vista sucks!!

2007-03-24T18:39:00.001-07:00

I strike again! Hearts for paint!

San Francisco

2007-03-24T14:38:00.001-07:00

Yeah, you wish you were here.

Lonely Kings

2007-03-22T23:29:00.001-07:00

Lonely Kings for the win! Always!

A completely different birdy

2007-03-17T15:22:00.001-07:00

Dan and his kill.

Horny toad adventures

2007-03-09T22:37:00.000-08:00

Some advertisement.. I dont even know what its for

Animal!

2007-03-08T18:26:00.001-08:00

Ryan and Freedio the girl ferret.

The school's cappuccino machine

2007-03-08T12:49:00.001-08:00

Yum yum Curtis fluid.

The ultimate book of WHAT?!

2007-03-03T21:29:00.001-08:00

Oh yeah, hahaha!

Gosh I love Costco

2007-02-25T14:52:00.000-08:00

In my language, this would mean 'that's a shitload of cholesterol!'